Just Here For The Pie & Booze - Unisex Tee

Cady Creations

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When your survival strategy for family gatherings is crystal clear... 🥧🍷 Our "Just Here For The Pie & Booze Hold The Drama Till I'm Drunk" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of holiday survival humor and brutal honesty that'll have everyone at the dysfunctional family dinner nodding in agreement. Featuring bold lettering that lays out your priorities perfectly, this design is for anyone who's mastered the art of getting through family gatherings one slice and one drink at a time. This hilariously relatable design captures that essential holiday survival strategy: focus on the food and alcohol, avoid the drama until you're sufficiently buzzed to handle it. It's ideal for Thanksgiving dinners with questionable relatives, Christmas gatherings that always end in arguments, or really any family event where pie and booze are the only things keeping you sane. Whether you're the family member who strategically positions themselves near the dessert table and bar, someone who's perfected the art of nodding politely while planning their escape, or just embracing that "I'm only here for the food and drinks" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of survival humor and family dysfunction acceptance. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for holiday survivors, dysfunctional family veterans, and anyone whose coping mechanism involves pie and alcohol. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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