Santa - He's F*cking Watching You - Unisex Tee

Cady Creations

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When Santa's surveillance state gets a reality check... 🎅😂 Our "He's F*cking Watching You" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of Christmas nostalgia and hilariously inappropriate language that'll have adults cracking up at the truth we all learned as kids. Featuring a stern-looking Santa pointing directly at you with holly accents, this design takes that classic "he sees you when you're sleeping" concept and makes it appropriately creepy and funny for grown-ups. This brilliantly edgy design captures that essential realization that Santa's whole watching thing is actually kind of unsettling when you really think about it. It's ideal for people who love Christmas but appreciate adult humor, anyone who's tired of wholesome holiday messaging, or those who believe that sometimes the best way to celebrate is by keeping it real and inappropriate. Whether you're the person who makes everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings with your humor, someone who loves Christmas but refuses to be wholesome about it, or just embracing that "Santa's a creep and we should talk about it" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of holiday tradition and unapologetic adult comedy. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for adults with edgy humor, Christmas realists, and anyone who keeps the holidays inappropriate. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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